Warnings that should be placed on alcohol containers:
WARNING: Consuming alcohol may make you think that you are whispering when really you aren’t.
WARNING: Consuming alcohol may be a major factor in you staggering around like an idiot.
WARNING: Consuming alcohol may give you the urge to call that really
hot girl who is just dying to hear from you, when in fact she really
isn’t.
WARNING: Consuming alcohol may make you erroneously
think that you have suddenly been endowed with amazing skills at Karate
and Kickboxing.
WARNING: Consuming alcohol make cause you to think that you are invisible.
WARNING: Consuming alcohol may give you the impression that people aren’t really laughing AT you, they’re laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consuming alcohol may lead to unexplained carpet burns on your forehead.
WARNING: Consuming alcohol may mislead you into thinking that you are
more handsome, stronger, smarter, and tougher than a really, really
large man named Hans.
as seen on and copied from facebook :)
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