After
17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. He
wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury apartment with his
new lover so he asked his wife to move out and get another place.
His wife agreed to this, provided that he would give her 3 days alone
at the apartment to pack up her things. She spent the first day packing
her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she
had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat
down for the last time at their beautiful dining table by candlelight,
put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a
bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each room
and deposited a few of the half-eaten shrimp shells into the hollow of
the curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for
the first few days. Then slowly the apartment began to smell. They tried
everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents were
checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners
were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off
gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in
the end they even paid to replace the expensive carpet.
Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move. They
could not find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had to borrow a
huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The moving
company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking
everything to their new home . . .
. . .including the curtain rods!
as seen on and copied from facebook :)
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