I
was watching an old George & Gracie episode last night, and their
accountant was trying to figure out some of Gracie's deductions:
Personal expenses: $120 for a wave -- You see, my friend waved, and when I waved back I drove into a tree.
Under health expenses: $50 for a full-length mirror -- That's right, I
got it for my father so he wouldn't get pneumonia. You see, before he
only had a half-length mirror, so when he went outside he forgot his
pants.
$75 for goldfish -- Well, I put the goldfish bowl on the
phonograph and turn it on so the goldfish get their exercise without
having to swim around.
as seen on and copied from facebook :)
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