Do you fart in bed ?
If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know
and I’ll pray for you.
This is a story about a couple who had been
happily married for years; the only friction in their marriage was the
husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise
would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her
gasp for air.
Every morning she
would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her
sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly
natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he
would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them
out.
Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey
for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards,
neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought
came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was
sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back
the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey
guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with
his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and
the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife
could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears
in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back
pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in
his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit
her lip as she asked him what was the matter.
He said, “Honey you were
right… all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you.”
“What do you mean?” asked his wife.
“Well, you always told me that one
day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened,
but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got
most of them back in…….............…..”
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